S/10 EP/08 Ballsack Kicking Day

Wolf and Red sing about their newly made Holiday (Song based from "Weasel Stomping Day)
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(Wolf and Red)
All the dudes are filled with fear
What a awesome time of year
Holy shit it’s Ball Sack Kicking Day (Guys start to run)

Put your large steel toe boots on
Start the kicking right at dawn
Fucking hell it’s Ball Sack Kicking Day (Wolf jumps and stomps on a guy’s crotch while he was sleeping)

(Wolf)
All the kids run out real quick
Just to kick a guy in the dick (Kara kicks Mr. Dingleberry in the crotch and cheers)

(Red)
You will hear the screams about
When you see a guy’s nuts fly right out (Red kicks a guy so hard that actual nuts fly out his mouth)

(Wolf and Red)
Run along and no time to waste
Smash their ball sack into paste
Use whatever you want and kick away
Holy shit it’s Ball Sack Kicking Day (Wolf and Red throw out many different types of weaponized boots)

(Red kicks Blue’s crotch with a steel toe boot. Wolf kicks Broseph’s crotch with a boot with a bear trap strapped to the front of the toe. Wolf and Red use a cannon to shoot three ninja’s groin with clawed toe ninja boots. Wolf kick’s Raccoon’s crotch with a boot that had smoke bombs on the toe that exploded on impact. Red kicks Trollz0r’s crotch with a gamer power boot. Red and Wolf both kick Lord Tourette’s groin but he only shrugs when nothing happens)

(Wolf)
Wow this day completely rules
When you kick a guy in his jewels (Shows guys running from getting kicked in the crotch)

(Red)
Why we do this who gives a fuck
When you can kick a guy in the nut (Kara keeps jumping on a guy’s crotch while laughing)

Come along so you can join
All the fun to kick their groin
It’s now tradition and you have no say (Wolf and Red hold the president at gun point to sign the day as a national holiday)

(Wolf)
Tell everyone it’s Ball Sack Kicking…

(Red)
Cover your nut’s it’s Ball Sack Kicking…

(Wolf and Red)
Let’s kick it off on Ball Sack Kicking Day
Holy Shit it’s Ball Sack Kicking Day!

(Kara)
Ball Sack Kicking Day.

(All)
HEY! (shows all the guys in the back curled up in pain)